Unlock the secret to laughter and comfort with our Legendary Slogan Hoodie! Crafted in Manchester with plenty of heart (and cheek), this cozy number boldly sports the phrase “Small Penis, Big Dreams.” Because let’s face it, dreams come in all shapes and sizes, right?
Made from 100% organic cotton, this hoodie is not just a hilarious conversation starter; it’s also eco-friendly and carbon-neutral! Look good, feel good, and save the planet one giggle at a time. Our commitment to a circular economy means when your hoodie has had its fun, send it back, and we’ll give it a new lease on life.
With plastic-free packaging and renewable energy powering our processes, you can wear this hoodie with pride! So, grab your Legendary Slogan Hoodie today, and join the Teevolution – because life is better when you’re smiling!
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton Pullover Hoody, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
